Monday, January 5, 2009

Q2 OR#7

HAY YALL im gonna be postin on the latest installment of awesome in my lil dealy bout GENGHIS KHAN. btw his name is pronounced Chengkiss in Mongolian. SO ANYWAY eventually chengkiss and his homedogs are like WHOA DOOD YENKING meaning they found yenking, the capital... capitol! capitol of china (later peking later beijing) and they were like psh we gots dis and then they looked at the walls and their jaws all kinda fell and one guy in the back (im pretty sure his name was JCCOOLMAN27) said WHAT WALLHAX ITS OVER 9,000!!!!! that means that the walls were uuuuber high, literally very very tall, and fifty feet across at the base. THAT IS BIG just so's ya knows. So basically Chenkiss2.0 aka Genghis is like dood guess what SEIGE TACTICS and surrounds the ENTIRE city with many many many tens of thousands of DOODZ and well lays seige to da place. he cuts off their food supply and starts trying to build catapults to PWN the walls but to his dismay (EGAD) the chinese have big ol ballistas on the walls and since they are better weapons and higher, as soon as Chenkiss 2.0 aka Genghis has his catapults and trebuchets moved into place, big ol metal bolts git all up in his boiz' faces. actually it destroys his seige weaponry and kills some guys, so he's pretty freaked. but of course mah main man 'Gis(ummmm) plays it cool and is content with waiting for the city to starve.

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