eh.. heheheh.... this is late. but its 'kay cuz (heysouljaboiijustgotbackfromthemallguesswhatigot?whatdugetsouljaboi?) AH GOT ME SOME LATE WORK PASS!
ok.
im mad at myself now.
pk if you're reading this im sorry. i deserve whatever punishment u give me.
anyway. IN THE ADVENTURES OF GENGHIS-MAN AND HIS HORSE-RIDING BUDDIES Genghis basically goes across the land of china pillagin cities and WHATNOT. Iggulden didn't focus on anything much that happened in regards to that. for the most part he simply talked about how this Kokchu character worked his way up in power and into the favor of genghis and especially Temuge, Genghis' youngest brother. Kokchu is addicted to opiate and gets temuge hooked as well. he begins to teach Temuge the ways of a shaman and he is constantly thinking to himself about the correct moves to make, corrupt or true to the tribes.
its scandalous.
made from pure scandium.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Q2 OR#5
hokey dokey now kiddies lets git rudy to rumble. or read my blog post.
aight slim jims this here is a post that i wrote without any time to spare due to the awesome homework load of an fully ap/honors schedule. if you will excuse the randomness... well i guess you dont have to if you dont want to but its very much appreciated. is that even proper english? oh forget it im not even capitalizing or puncuation, like that sentence will make a huge difference.
ANYWAY for the last time here is my post
in the next section of the book (that i can remember :/) genghis goes to the kingdom of Xi Xia, a kinda chinese kingdom that isnt in the chin empire. his homiez are like dood time to pwn but then they're like wait what more walls? i hate the bunker map mod, this is dumb. but then the xi xia are like oooooh crap we need help and send ppl off to the chin empire to ask for troops and the like. the response from the emperor was "why should the fighting of two of my enemies concern me?" this is supposed to be shocking cuz they used to be allies but its kinda seen as a futile request cuz the chin empire doesnt fear the mongols at this point. anyway the king of the xi xia capital is like aight aight counterattack fool and sends out some troops to fight the mongols. they're pretty untrained from years of peace and so as a precautionary measure, he throws all these little spikey things into the field. genghis is like aaaaaah grasshoppaaaahh but he acts like he doesnt know so he sends in his cavalry on the tightly packed ranks of pikemen, but they wig out and just stuck by the spikey things and a couple ppl die so the mongols feign a retreat (is feign a vocab? eh, w/e VOCAB FOOL) and the untrained chinese men run after them against the will of their experienced captains. then the mongols turn around and pwn the poop out of the unorganized mob of xi xia infantry and destroy the small number of experienced ppl they had. in the end, the mongols damn up the city's water source and accidentally flood the field surrounding the city but then eventually win the city's surrender and uber tribute. then they go on to pwn lots of smaller cities.
idk i may have just screwed up the plot there major timez by confusing battles... if i did the nerd in me will be mad later when my head stops hurting......... hw is so awesome, really.
aight slim jims this here is a post that i wrote without any time to spare due to the awesome homework load of an fully ap/honors schedule. if you will excuse the randomness... well i guess you dont have to if you dont want to but its very much appreciated. is that even proper english? oh forget it im not even capitalizing or puncuation, like that sentence will make a huge difference.
ANYWAY for the last time here is my post
in the next section of the book (that i can remember :/) genghis goes to the kingdom of Xi Xia, a kinda chinese kingdom that isnt in the chin empire. his homiez are like dood time to pwn but then they're like wait what more walls? i hate the bunker map mod, this is dumb. but then the xi xia are like oooooh crap we need help and send ppl off to the chin empire to ask for troops and the like. the response from the emperor was "why should the fighting of two of my enemies concern me?" this is supposed to be shocking cuz they used to be allies but its kinda seen as a futile request cuz the chin empire doesnt fear the mongols at this point. anyway the king of the xi xia capital is like aight aight counterattack fool and sends out some troops to fight the mongols. they're pretty untrained from years of peace and so as a precautionary measure, he throws all these little spikey things into the field. genghis is like aaaaaah grasshoppaaaahh but he acts like he doesnt know so he sends in his cavalry on the tightly packed ranks of pikemen, but they wig out and just stuck by the spikey things and a couple ppl die so the mongols feign a retreat (is feign a vocab? eh, w/e VOCAB FOOL) and the untrained chinese men run after them against the will of their experienced captains. then the mongols turn around and pwn the poop out of the unorganized mob of xi xia infantry and destroy the small number of experienced ppl they had. in the end, the mongols damn up the city's water source and accidentally flood the field surrounding the city but then eventually win the city's surrender and uber tribute. then they go on to pwn lots of smaller cities.
idk i may have just screwed up the plot there major timez by confusing battles... if i did the nerd in me will be mad later when my head stops hurting......... hw is so awesome, really.
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Q2 OR#4
oooooookaaayyyyy okay okay okayyyyyyyyyyy....... in sing song style. or staaahl.
AFTAR the last battle of the tribes, Genghis and his AHMEEZ of mongol doodz march marchity march down to the desert and through it with the intent of getting inside the chinese base and killin their doods. but after they reach the end of the desert, they see this big ol wall and they're like waaaaaaat? cheat codez and they got all mad. then a buncha chinese noobscouts were trying to 'nipe all the mongols with their lil crossbows and the mongols were like WHA? UGH! WALLHAX!!! and so genghis is like psh forget this. he sends his bruthaz (literally two of his brothers) with separate armies up the mountains AFTER one kid found a passage through by shankin a chinese guard and followin the guards footsteps. then genghis sent this one mr. nobody who had proved to be smart to the front of the gate with a bunch of other guys and lots of expensive shiny stuff on. they carried wooden shields (like uber huuuge) and ran up to the gate and pounded on the gates with hammers. then they seemed to break and fall back when that wasnt working, and the chinese were like dood woot round won and so they sent out some doods to go loot the dead mongols of their boons (VOCAB) and then one of em opens a big ol box and all these birds fly out. the guy is like wha??? and then his officer is like ITS A TRAP (it was a signal) and the entire main mongol army comes pounding in towards the open gates and the chinese are like we gotta close em! but then all the 'dead' mongol guys who had pounded on the gates and carried the sheilds stood up with all these crossbow bolts stickin out of their uber armorz and started shankin everyone. they kept the gates open and smashed into the chinese ranks beyond the gate. meanwhile the mongols who went over the mountains came down back around and were spotted, and so the chinese sent all their cavalry after them and the mongols were like psh watevs, yo and shooosst'd them up wit their bows real good. then they stole the horses of the dead guys and totally pwnd their way into the back of the chinese ranks and were like LOOLOOLLLLOLOOLOLLLOOOLOLOL IM IN UR BASE KILLIN UR DOODS SHOOP DA SWOOP and TOTALLY i mean TOTALLY pwn'd them chinamen real good. the general fled back to yenking (later peking, later beijing) and though he was supposed to be executed for running, he went and shanked the emperor. and became regent for the emp's lil son.
AH GTG but that was epic, was it not?
AFTAR the last battle of the tribes, Genghis and his AHMEEZ of mongol doodz march marchity march down to the desert and through it with the intent of getting inside the chinese base and killin their doods. but after they reach the end of the desert, they see this big ol wall and they're like waaaaaaat? cheat codez and they got all mad. then a buncha chinese noobscouts were trying to 'nipe all the mongols with their lil crossbows and the mongols were like WHA? UGH! WALLHAX!!! and so genghis is like psh forget this. he sends his bruthaz (literally two of his brothers) with separate armies up the mountains AFTER one kid found a passage through by shankin a chinese guard and followin the guards footsteps. then genghis sent this one mr. nobody who had proved to be smart to the front of the gate with a bunch of other guys and lots of expensive shiny stuff on. they carried wooden shields (like uber huuuge) and ran up to the gate and pounded on the gates with hammers. then they seemed to break and fall back when that wasnt working, and the chinese were like dood woot round won and so they sent out some doods to go loot the dead mongols of their boons (VOCAB) and then one of em opens a big ol box and all these birds fly out. the guy is like wha??? and then his officer is like ITS A TRAP (it was a signal) and the entire main mongol army comes pounding in towards the open gates and the chinese are like we gotta close em! but then all the 'dead' mongol guys who had pounded on the gates and carried the sheilds stood up with all these crossbow bolts stickin out of their uber armorz and started shankin everyone. they kept the gates open and smashed into the chinese ranks beyond the gate. meanwhile the mongols who went over the mountains came down back around and were spotted, and so the chinese sent all their cavalry after them and the mongols were like psh watevs, yo and shooosst'd them up wit their bows real good. then they stole the horses of the dead guys and totally pwnd their way into the back of the chinese ranks and were like LOOLOOLLLLOLOOLOLLLOOOLOLOL IM IN UR BASE KILLIN UR DOODS SHOOP DA SWOOP and TOTALLY i mean TOTALLY pwn'd them chinamen real good. the general fled back to yenking (later peking, later beijing) and though he was supposed to be executed for running, he went and shanked the emperor. and became regent for the emp's lil son.
AH GTG but that was epic, was it not?
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