Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Q2 OR#5

hokey dokey now kiddies lets git rudy to rumble. or read my blog post.

aight slim jims this here is a post that i wrote without any time to spare due to the awesome homework load of an fully ap/honors schedule. if you will excuse the randomness... well i guess you dont have to if you dont want to but its very much appreciated. is that even proper english? oh forget it im not even capitalizing or puncuation, like that sentence will make a huge difference.

ANYWAY for the last time here is my post

in the next section of the book (that i can remember :/) genghis goes to the kingdom of Xi Xia, a kinda chinese kingdom that isnt in the chin empire. his homiez are like dood time to pwn but then they're like wait what more walls? i hate the bunker map mod, this is dumb. but then the xi xia are like oooooh crap we need help and send ppl off to the chin empire to ask for troops and the like. the response from the emperor was "why should the fighting of two of my enemies concern me?" this is supposed to be shocking cuz they used to be allies but its kinda seen as a futile request cuz the chin empire doesnt fear the mongols at this point. anyway the king of the xi xia capital is like aight aight counterattack fool and sends out some troops to fight the mongols. they're pretty untrained from years of peace and so as a precautionary measure, he throws all these little spikey things into the field. genghis is like aaaaaah grasshoppaaaahh but he acts like he doesnt know so he sends in his cavalry on the tightly packed ranks of pikemen, but they wig out and just stuck by the spikey things and a couple ppl die so the mongols feign a retreat (is feign a vocab? eh, w/e VOCAB FOOL) and the untrained chinese men run after them against the will of their experienced captains. then the mongols turn around and pwn the poop out of the unorganized mob of xi xia infantry and destroy the small number of experienced ppl they had. in the end, the mongols damn up the city's water source and accidentally flood the field surrounding the city but then eventually win the city's surrender and uber tribute. then they go on to pwn lots of smaller cities.

idk i may have just screwed up the plot there major timez by confusing battles... if i did the nerd in me will be mad later when my head stops hurting......... hw is so awesome, really.

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