Q2 OR#4

oooooookaaayyyyy okay okay okayyyyyyyyyyy....... in sing song style. or staaahl.

AFTAR the last battle of the tribes, Genghis and his AHMEEZ of mongol doodz march marchity march down to the desert and through it with the intent of getting inside the chinese base and killin their doods. but after they reach the end of the desert, they see this big ol wall and they're like waaaaaaat? cheat codez and they got all mad. then a buncha chinese noobscouts were trying to 'nipe all the mongols with their lil crossbows and the mongols were like WHA? UGH! WALLHAX!!! and so genghis is like psh forget this. he sends his bruthaz (literally two of his brothers) with separate armies up the mountains AFTER one kid found a passage through by shankin a chinese guard and followin the guards footsteps. then genghis sent this one mr. nobody who had proved to be smart to the front of the gate with a bunch of other guys and lots of expensive shiny stuff on. they carried wooden shields (like uber huuuge) and ran up to the gate and pounded on the gates with hammers. then they seemed to break and fall back when that wasnt working, and the chinese were like dood woot round won and so they sent out some doods to go loot the dead mongols of their boons (VOCAB) and then one of em opens a big ol box and all these birds fly out. the guy is like wha??? and then his officer is like ITS A TRAP (it was a signal) and the entire main mongol army comes pounding in towards the open gates and the chinese are like we gotta close em! but then all the 'dead' mongol guys who had pounded on the gates and carried the sheilds stood up with all these crossbow bolts stickin out of their uber armorz and started shankin everyone. they kept the gates open and smashed into the chinese ranks beyond the gate. meanwhile the mongols who went over the mountains came down back around and were spotted, and so the chinese sent all their cavalry after them and the mongols were like psh watevs, yo and shooosst'd them up wit their bows real good. then they stole the horses of the dead guys and totally pwnd their way into the back of the chinese ranks and were like LOOLOOLLLLOLOOLOLLLOOOLOLOL IM IN UR BASE KILLIN UR DOODS SHOOP DA SWOOP and TOTALLY i mean TOTALLY pwn'd them chinamen real good. the general fled back to yenking (later peking, later beijing) and though he was supposed to be executed for running, he went and shanked the emperor. and became regent for the emp's lil son.

AH GTG but that was epic, was it not?